roger ramjet he's our man the hero of our nation

according to Dolly,
my 'fate/destiny/number' is number 6;

You will never know how much you care until people truly come to depend on you. That's the special message of your Fate Number, and a lot of your life will be spent looking after people or animals who need you. You could find a career in medicine, health, animal welfare, counselling, spirituality or even give it all up to become a homemaker. Destiny says that others will come to you for help, and you'll just have to give it! However, the test of this Fate Number is not making people - or even animals - too dependent upon you. Six Fate Numbers or Six Name Numbers will hook up with you in your life.

also my 'name number'

Along with number 22, this is quite a special name number to have, and those who have it really stand out from the crowd. Your image is a bit guru-ish. People see you as someone who can teach them something, or lead them somewhere. How you do this will be reflected in your fate number. You may also have something a little bit creative mixed into your outer image, and you come across as quite a remarkable being! There is a lot of power in your name number. When it is flowing positively, other people around you will believe that you are the one they can all take an example from. Some of the things you say also seem to have a funny way of coming true. Your dark side may also reveal itself, though. At times, you'll even make people shudder a bit.

wow this is amazing i am a better person now...

and apparently this is my "sun sign" for today...

Scorpio:

Some exciting visitors could come to your door today, dear Scorpio, perhaps bringing earthshaking information that could impact your life in a great way. You might start considering new lifestyle options. A group or organization, possibly associated with spirituality or metaphysics, could suddenly seem attractive and you might consider joining them. Expect some fascinating discussions with that significant other in your life. Books, magazines, and other publications could also prove enlightening.

Intelligent Design

Flying Spaghetti Monster


You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

In conclusion, thank you for taking the time to hear our views and beliefs. I hope I was able to convey the importance of teaching this theory to your students. We will of course be able to train the teachers in this alternate theory. I am eagerly awaiting your response, and hope dearly that no legal action will need to be taken. I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.

Sincerely Yours,

Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen.

P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of Him creating a mountain, trees, and a midget. Remember, we are all His creatures.