Ah the good old days

hehehe
well i was just going through and getting rid of all teh papers and shit left in text books when in the back of my yr 11 maths goemetry and trigonometry text book i found a song which im pretty sure was plagiarised form ibscrewed..

Fernando
There was something in the air that night
The moles were light
Av'gadro
They were shining there for you and me and chemistry
Av'gadro

But we knew we'd never get a 6
Because we were cheating
Oh yes, we were cheating
If i had to do it all again
I'd fail my friend
Av'gadro

hehehe
then this little one which was either plagiarised and adapted to our class or jenni and i wrote it

Do Rae Me
D'oh, shit, i failed again
Fards, the smartest IB kid
Me, a kid, who failed IB
Far away from getting 6
So, i think i'll just drop out
la la la la la la fuck
Tea, i drink to stay up late
which brings us back to
D'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh
shit

hehehe
actually we could have said tessa but her name is not as melodic (?)

and heres another thing i found in my diary form last year

Chemistry Jokes
- Your electrons are showing
- you're boron jenni

so incredibly lame-o!
and then there is my favourite joke from year 8

two cannibals were eating a clown and one says to the other- "does this taste funny to you?"
bahahahahabahabahahahaha

get it because clowns are funny hehehe